Touch of Death

I'm famous at home for ending the life of the household appliance and whitegoods... And I always wonder why am I the ONE??

Mum's fav wok has a loose handle and she had no problem with it despite using almost everyday.. but I just merely wanted to whip up a nice dinner and the handle broke.... great~~

Dad's cellphone had a slight technical issue and I "killed" it while trying to help him fix... sweet~~

I broke the cooking rice pot's lid while trying to help mum cook rice..

And most recently, 2 fri nites ago to be exact, I broke the toilet door knob and got stuck in it for nearly an hr... very nice~ and it was 11pm when almost everyone's asleep... Luckily dad was still watching the Taiwanese's news and he heard me calling for help..... He tried ways and means.... Somehow mum knew of this incident and woke up...... suggested to call the locksmith but dad refused... said he can manage.... MEN~~ sigh... anyway, the commotion was finally over and what was supposed to be the knob was left with a hole for the night... and I got my sleep in bed, not toilet.. kekek.... What a bad experience..... AGAIN~

Never will I ever wanna lay my hands on near-faulty stuff...

I'm not an ATM machine..

Dear xxx,

Enough is enough... You don't have money is not my problem..
Getting a meagre sum for this month's salary is not my freaking business either....
If you are my true friend, I would consider but you are not behaving like one...
Not a single effort to stay in contact... Playing out last minute on all appointments...

I helped you for the 1st time is out of sympathy as I thought you would appreciate me as a friend and it doesn't mean it's my obligations to help you everytime...

I dread the thought of receiving your sms and reading the contents as it's not, "Hi Gwen, how are u.. Free to catch up etc" but it's "can lend me $xxx.. will return u when I get my pay on xxx date..."

I've blocked you in MSN and not replying to your sms-es.. Pls don't force me to block you from facebook too... Save some dignity for yourself.. Don't let me look down on you..

Don't treat me like an atm machine... appearing only when you are in need of money...

Facebook quizzes

Ever since the rise of Facebook, there has been a surge in "ooh-so-boliao" quizzes available for users to take.. From "who's ya best friend" to "how well you know so-and-so", "what should be your real name" to "where/when you will meet your right one", so many that I think it could last me 30 years at least if I were to take one everyday..

And there's a particular quiz which I'm pretty comfy with its answers - "What your birthday says".. Almost 100% accurate except for some points..

Your LiFe
You often have problem in promoting yourself, just because you don`t know how to express your true self. [Maybe?] On the other hand, you don`t really care what they think. [Agree] This is why people misunderstand you until they really get a chance to learn about your pleasant personality. [Bingo!] Opposite sex find you mysterious and worth searching. [Really?] Your wit is remarkable but sometimes you are too fast to follow. [Probably]

Your Love
You won`t reveal your feeling even after dreaming about the same guy over and over. [hahaha.. so funny..] Your first love lasts forever. [absolutely crap..] You are responsible to the feeling of Your Lover. [Both hands up~ Agree] The chance to betray Your Lover is none. [200% positive... that's why I got betrayed instead.. :p] You have luck with children. [Bingo! Auntie Gwennie luvs lil'kids]

Your birth on the 9th day of the month adds a tone of idealism and humanitarianism to your nature. [True true] You become one who can work easily with people because you are broadminded, tolerant and generous. [Oh yeah~~ *beaming with pride*] You are ever sensitive to others needs and feelings, and even if the other numbers in your core makeup dont show it, you are very sympathetic and compassionate. [Exactly.. I feel for needy people easily..] Your feeling run deep and you often find yourself in dramatically charged situations. [maybe? will tell when I face one..] This 9 energy always tends to give more that it gets. [that's why I'm always the one being taken for granted?]